The Official Talking Peanut Song

by T. Goober Pea

(To the tune of “Clementine”)

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Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now,

Just now I found a peanut,

Found a peanut just now.

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It was talking, it was talking, it was talking just now,

Just now it was talking,

It was talking just now.

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It spoke Pinglish, it spoke Pinglish, it spoke Pinglish just now,

Just now it spoke Pinglish

It spoke Pinglish just now.

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What it said was, what it said was, what it said was just now,

Just now what it said was

What it said was just now:

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“I am nutty, I am nutty, “I am nutty just now,

“Just now I am nutty,

“I am nutty just now.”

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“Squirrels are peavish, squirrels are peavish, squirrels are peavish just now,

“Just now squirrels are peavish,

“Squirrels are peavish just now.”

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“Feed them hazelnuts, feed them hazelnuts, Feed them hazelnuts, just now,

“Just now feed them hazelnuts,

“Feed them hazelnuts just now.”